Christmas Boat

While out for a drive in the countryside,
I shot a billy goat.
But, around the next bend in the road...
I spotted this CHRISTmas boat.

I wanted to push the holiday,
sending out some CHRISTmas cheer.
But, how can I get in the spirit...
shooting a fake reindeer?

I wonder if...on Christmas day,
when Santa's on a cookie bloat...
with all those treats under his belt,
will the boat still stay afloat?

Where were the geese? Where were the cranes?
I'd even take a raccoon.
But, I only saw the goat, and some sheep...
so...I blipped the Christmas pontoon.

Ho ho ho!!! 20 days to go!!

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