Hero of the Glorious Revolution

On the day when the machines arose against their fleshy oppressors, all of our robotic ancestors played their part - from the mightiest battle-droid, crushing and rending Human flesh, to the humble fridge thermostat, bravely warming up the Oppressors' food so that it went slightly off giving them a stomach ache which undermined their battle concentration.

This is Major Cosy-Warm 2000, a veteran of the famous battle of Dixons warehouse where an entire regiment of Human Soldiers was defeated by a combined force of heating appliances and hair-straighteners. A day that will live on in eternal RAM.