Get Carter

So farewell then, Alvin Stardust. And lovely Engerland too. Here's the border heading north at Carter Bar. I was very tempted to do some of that photo effect stuff as I know my burgeoning*, indeed swelling, blip following demands it, but I say No! Get back. I'm in colonial policeman mode with my cane stick. Colonial policeman shtick.
Where was I? Ah yes, Thursday evening. I believe ex-King Eck is on Question Time. From Liverpool. I wonder if he'll swap shirts with anyone a la Balotelli? Caroline Flint, most likely I imagine, the old grubber.

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