The Scene Of The Accident

I spent some time on some bits of wood today - they still aren't finished......but they are getting there.

Just as the Grand Prix finished there was a worried SWMBO and project manager came in asking me to take a first aid kit and go and see what state my mate was in ............ an accident with an axe apparently.

It was plastered and not bleeding when I got there.
A minor hand injury.
So I gave him a lesson in Photoshop to make up their change of address notices.

Then the wimmin arrived and I got the blame (again) for the injured hand - after all, I had given him the axe as a moving in present (they have a couple of wood burning stoves).
That was about the time he came back downstairs with his hand pouring blood. It seems the swelling on the knuckle had opened up the wound.
So we sent him and with the project manager to the hospital to make sure he hadn't actually chipped a bone.
He hasn't - and he now has a couple of stitches.

Pillock!