Unexpected Depature 2

7AM (defrosting car with mini B+B kettle)

"Ok whats that bloody bleeping? (checks all doors) It's the hand break... THE HAND BREAK... Give it to me.... where's the manual????? FOR F*** SAKE... Are we gonna listen to this for the next 2 hours?????"

10AM (arrive at small town destination)

"Tea... and bacon... with a muffin... and Ballymaloe relish...and is there a florists that sells wreaths nearby... and your toilet????"


11AM (inside cold demi- renovated church with scaffolding)

".... and he who eats the flesh of christ... eats the flesh... and ate the flesh... ate the flesh.... walks in the light AND eats the flesh of christ....whilst eating the fleah of christ"

1.30PM (at grave)

"... is that the whole where Pop is going?"

3.30PM (After three different types of potato)

" ...and sure you've turned into a lovely girl! The image of your mammy and your auntie and your granny. And is that your Brother? Ah sure isn't he the image of ye! And sure you've not changed a bit since you were this high!! Betty, this is Ann's daughter! Isn't she the image.... (to infinity)"

8PM (Motorway)

"... and if he mentioned eating the flesh ONE MORE TIME.... "

11PM (Pub)

"Slurp"

1AM (Flat in Dublin)

"ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz"