Unexpected Departure

10AM (PHONE RINGS)

"OH hi Mummy.... oh did he? Right... Oh hi Nana.... of course I'll be there"

12AM (Jamming credit card details into ryanair form)

"£300.... three F****IN hundred pounds... the F****ers... where's the car hire number?"

8.45 PM (Boarding Plane)

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH......."

Bloody funerals.