LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE

Had a wee moment of status superiority in the M&S cafe this morning before I remembered that taking photos in Braehead is strictly verboten and then I felt very small.

I have learned several things today:

1. Marks and Spencer's autumn fashions completely lack imagination and colour sense.
2. Marks and Spencer's 'cheese and ham toasties' contain chicken and pickle and are as tasteless as their fashions.
3.Dobbie's toilets have fancy flower-shaped sinks, but the petals and sepals make you think someone has just puked in them.
4. I am overly critical and cynical.

BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...

5. I am enjoying co-operative teaching for the first time in my life, all due to my wonderful co-teacher.

AND FINALLY...

6. Our washing machine, which is twelve years old, has a filter that should be cleaned every month. I extracted a year's supply of hairpins, several clothes pegs and a host of plant labels.