Burning the Stubble

Taken half an hour before welly yanked so hard on the lead, after spotting a cat, that the handle smashed up my little finger, breaking it in three places.
After 4 hrs in A and E arm is now in plaster up to the elbow, back in for surgery in a couple of days.
Just phoned up to cancel the golfing break in scotland that I was meant to be joining a couple of mates for tomorrow.
Very p****d off. Anyone want a dog?