Just the Withers......

By JaneW

Seaside fun in Folkestone ..

List of things ...

1.everyone has full nights sleep
2.shower ... Shower pressure excellent .. Hot water scalds our 'parts' but at least we have a high shine and no germs
3.go to buy picnic stuff
4.go eat picnic on the cliff top
5.Eileen mother of DDLC falls down part of cliff top..
6.Eileen hauled back up by Keith,father to DDLC ... He had mysteriously produced a funeral leaflet 5 minutes earlier .... We are on to him.
7.drive to sandy beach
8.set up camp at sandy beach
9.make merry at sandy beach
10.fall out with vile local youths at sandy beach
11.local youths throw glass from cliff on to beach ..
12.man from council and a nice bystander plus myself,DDLC and Tits McGee gang up on local youths ..
13.one local youth clears up glass ... Others run off .. Wankers.
14.go back to Sainsburys... Buy pot noodle as children request it... Who are we to argue at 70p a pop..
15.drink litre of baileys .... Feel sick


We are off to France for the day tomorrow ...

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