Cock a doodle

Have spent a fair proportion of the day buried deep in the underbelly of the internet, organising a hen do...it's quite mind boggling the things one can find, especially if you put the words 'inflatable penis' into the Amazon search engine (I didn't, I hasten to add, the results would probably make my eyeballs bleed)

What started out as a tasteful idea is gradually quite quickly slithering into the area occupied by most hen parties...don't worry, it will all be fully documented, as there will be at least two blippers in attendance.