wait just one more shot

By Susanbmathew

Wow

Spotlight, twice in one week! Thanks so much. I am right chuffed as they say!
I took a walk tonight and saw these zinnias in a garden. Yup I walked right over and shot them with my iPad. You see, my phone had died and......I can't find find my iPod. So I listened to my iPad. I opted not to carry the camera.
I took a picture of my pink sneakers and I was wearing my leggings that are baggy in the knees while I was walking. Knowing that the men (and some ladies) on blip would be just too excited I opted to blip this orange zinnia.

I love orange. Except when your fingers turn orange after eating Cheetos ah yes cheese that goes crunch. Next to Fritos and bugles possibly God's most perfect food. Orange fingers are gross because you have no option except to wipe them on your baggy leggings. It's important to do this after you walk or the neighbors again will turn away and make hushed conversations when you walk by. It's ok I am getting used to it.

In a magazine I saw a joke dog leash. It is stiff and sticks out ahead of you with a harness on the end. So it appears as you are walking an invisible dog.
Just imagine, I could make it stop at a telephone pole or a hydrant. I could coax it to "come on baby" . Pull a plastic bag out of my pocket, say "oh that is so gross" and pretend to pick up poop. Oh oh oh wait......
Of course there is an option to have someone hold it while I am tying my shoe. I could say "be careful he has been humping legs lately......." It's times like this that I realize that I simple things complete me.
So my birthday is coming up and I know what I want.

Hmmm I wonder if it will fit into a suitcase?
Ok packing list......
Pink sneakers
Leggings with baggy knees
Green cardigan
Fake dog leash
Oh this will be fun.

Ok I am off to bed! Good night to the north and a pleasant g'day to down under !,

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