How To Make A Bed

Bed-Making 101, aka . . .
Everything I Needed To Know About Making Beds, I Learned From My Cat

For this activity, you will need:
one bed
one mattress cover
one fresh set of sheets
one large Tabbycat

First, strip the bed down to the mattress cover.
Then luxuriate a while.
Roll. Keen. Stretch.
Strike your best Marilyn Monroe pose.
Roll, keen, and stretch some more.
Aw, the heck with the sheets; let's just leave it this way!

In this photo: Dexter the Tabby (aka "Helpy Helperton") shows 'em how it's done!

See also: an appropriate LOL for the occasion.

The soundtrack has to be a song about beds, and this one is one of my favorite Midnight Oil tunes. No, we certainly wouldn't want to be making the bed if this were the case! Midnight Oil: Beds Are Burning.