Just the Withers......

By JaneW

Selfie stick !!

I am now the proud owner of a 'selfie stick and blue tooth remote control' ohhhh yeahhhh baby there will be NO stopping me now.

Today I went with Tits McGee to Bristol to the doggy eye clinic to have Jerry the puppy's check up .. Last week Jerry had his cataracts sorted but is now on about 6 different drops and 4 different medicines A DAY .. Every 6 hours or so ...
Here is brief rundown of day ..

1.tits arrives..
2.obligatory toilet run for us all
3.smooth drive down ..
4.stop at Michael wood service station and eat pistachio ice cream.
5.check in at vets... We are early ..
6.walk over to Aldi for chimnea brickettes, they do not have any so I have a dickie fit.
7.entertain staff in waiting room of eye clinic.they loved it ...
8.jerry needs suture in eye redoing .. Tits chose that moment to go into a faint ..
9.jerry fine
10.we leave
11.bastards won't let Tits in the queue to change lanes ... I get fighty ... End up on A38 ..
12.get back to m4 and someone toots and I get fighty ...
13.stop at new service station at Gloucester .. Very nice ,good coffee,strange man has 30 free tables to choose from but sits with Tits McGee.. I think he was mesmerised by her massive cleavage ...
14.home
15.tidy up and walk pooches and go back to Tits house to toast marshmallows over the chimnea ... Stuffed

The end.

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