Don't you dare!!!

see the thing when you say 'don't you dare' to someone, is that it sounds very similar to 'I dare you'. especially when the threat is to have your head dunked in a bucket full of ice......

Sunday was a family get-together, lunching and lounging in the sun, whilst various members of the family watched either the Grand Prix or the tennis. I seemed to watch neither.

home late and very tired.