A Completely Different Ballgame #2

We had - gimme a sec, I'm counting here - five different kinds of balls in this house. Today, another one, hitherto unheard of, suddenly appeared after mum went to the store and I had to wait in the car. A ball with holes in it! It rolls haphazardly, which makes it interesting indoors, and fits my bite perfectly.

In the pet supplies shop, which was the last stop, I got to come inside, of course. Mum was totally embarrassed because someone - who didn't have a dog, needless to say - tried the noises of what seemed like all the squeaky toys in the store. I started to bark, and all the other dogs in the store followed. Seriously, what do they expect?

I had to try Panties for the right size. I say Mum! Pur-lease?? She says You're sleeping in my bed. In a couple of months you'll definitely wear it. I say Our bed, mum. Our bed.