Sheeplecake

I was called into the boss's boss's office this morning. Eh oh I wondered.

It transpires that, according to The System, today was my 10-year anniversary and I was due for an award. However, this is really quite a long way off; so I'll not be getting a new biro after all.

However, today is the correct date (not that I'd noticed) and the boss bought me a cake anyway. The appropriateness of the sheep will take far too long to explain.

Curiously it was still smiling as it was dismembered shortly afterwards.

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A large van of furniture arrived from Malvern this evening. That would also take a while to explain...