Annie Hall

ALVY: Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side, you know what I mean?

ANNIE: Yeah. I'm gonna get my ... I'm gonna get my camera.

ALVY: You know, I-I think ... if I could pry this door off ... We shoulda gotten steaks 'cause they don't have legs. They don't run around.

ANNIE: Great! Great! (Screaming) Goddammit! (Screaming) Ooooh! These are ... p-p-p-pick this lobster up. Hold it, please!

ALVY: All right! All right! All right! All right! Whatta yuh mean? Are yuh gonna take pictures now?

ANNIE: It'll make great- Alvy, be- Alvy, it'll be wonderful ... Ooooh, lovely!

ALVY: (Picking up the lobster Annie placed on the counter earlier)
All right, here! Oh, God, it's disgusting!

Annie Hall (1977) Directed by Woody Allen

Channeling Alvy & Annie ... Guess what's on tonight's menu!!!!!