Spamalot

I picked up these Monty Python classics years ago at the Spamalot Broadway show. Today, people kept coming into my office and playing with them, so I felt the need to grab a shot as they were making everyone laugh....For the Holy Grail fans:

King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.