Scary!

This morning I attended my pre-op appointment, got fully sized up, poked prodded measured tested and even bled. Received these two jovial little leaflets which I have read but slightly wish I hadn't! They do seem to concentrate on what may go wrong and what you shouldn't do after the op. For example, the advice is not to bend the hip past ninety degrees so how do pull up a pair of trousers? Maybe I should just wear the kilt for the six/eight weeks following the "procedure"!
Now that is a really scary thought!