Bird watching

I went to buy haddock this afternoon and thought I would take a walk around the back of the fish market for a blip.
Again, I will give just a little advice. Never ever look at the back of anything on a wharf. unless we are talking some of these fisherman omg I am telling you......but I digress I have blipped this before but the seagulls were so cool the way they were perched on the roof diving down around some fishermen for fish guts as they cleaned the fish for the market.
I actually thought this was apropos as my day started with a little bird porn outside my window at work.
I can't make this up. I was interviewing a patient and just getting ready to put an armband on him when my jaw dropped.
This bird was having sex with multiple parters about every 10 seconds or so.
What a slut.
I started to giggle. Ok I have a hard time when I start......to stop. He went to turn around to see why was going on when I said " No no don't turn around"
His face was a bit scared and he asked why.
His wife leaned over patted his hand and said......nothing you haven't seen before.
I can't even imagine what that means. Really? Do these people own a little birdie brothel or something?
Well it did say self employed!

My office has a large window that looks out at the entrance and parking lot. This is a new entrance and when they were building the new wing it was closed for 3 years. This was where the construction vehicles parked.
One day we saw a construction worker ....well for lack of a better word......ummm take a private moment outside the portapotty. We all took pieces of paper and wrote 1, 2, and three like Olympic judges. When he was done we banged on the window and held them up. He was so shocked. Someone took a picture and the guy was fired. This was in front of 6 stories that looked down on him and 2 floors of patients. I guess common sense was it on the back burner. Hope that was worth it.

Just an ordinary day in my world.....so not kidding.

And thanks so much for the comments yesterday. The gig went great. Made lots of new fans and had a blast. The songs are coming out fast and furious for the new cd. They sound great. I am so excited.
Another gig tomorrow at a farmers market in Brunswick. That will be fun!
At least there won't be any porn
Phew......