Wing and a prayer.......

I meet cool people. I gave a piece of a plant (purple oxalis with pink flowers) I have in my office to a very nice lady who in turn dropped off two plants to me; a prayer plant and a "Moses in a basket" and by the way that is a way cool plant.
However
The leaves of the prayer plant are very cool. So......I wanted to blip them.
As you know I have a few spacial deficits. Well if you don't, you know now. You think I saw the dust? Ah no!
This would be why I am a terrible housekeeper. Well that and it doesn't occur to me to clean or see it.
One night (about 20 years ago) I came home from work and took everything out of the drawers in my bedroom to organize them. Picture this.... I am humming along maybe dancing, and sipping on a crisp Sauvignon blanc. In the middle of that, a friend stops by and wants to go out.
What do you think won?
My husband came home to a room completely torn apart and no me. (Before cellphones).
By the time I got home he was a wreck. The worst part ? stuff is still there. I didn't realize it was a problem.
And.
I just noticed a run in my stocking. Screw it. I am hereby making this an acceptable fashion statement.
So is tucking your dress in your panty hose.
Oh yes history does repeat itself. Wow did someone turn on the air conditioner? It's a bit breezy in here.
Damn...... I think the guy in engineering and I are engaged now. He certainly looks at me differently when I see him in the hallway. The hysterical pity . desire I see is embarrassing. He has to look away. I think he is moved to tears. His shoulders shake.
Yup a heartbreaker.........that's how I roll.