How to remain cheerful while doing the laundry

A: Don't do it. Go outside and take photos of bees on the laburnum instead

I'm going through a funny patch at the moment.
Drive, Mojo and Oomph have all run off together to indulge in a clandestine threesome in a secret location.
I will hunt them down and drag them back and make them love me again but for now I have to drink herbal tea and hope Bloodymindedness, Spirit and I will have enough reserve energy to get through until they return.

I can hear Tenacity giggling somewhere so I know she's still hanging around.