Horrorshow

Beautifully sunny day today. And I saw:
1) A man with the biggest lens I've ever seen and one of the smallest dogs. The lens looked like a telescope. The dog looked like a Highland Terrier. Only smaller.
2) A Summer's day that was like all the best days and everyone was happy and smiling*

* Apart from the anglers along the canal of course. They were as grumpy as feck. Obv.