The Reformation

The problem with religion...
Well, where to begin?
Mostly, it's just old and boring.
If the C of E want to bring the punters in, they need to freshen things up with some new Gods.
Accordingly, I present Cassananandria, the first of the New Gods.
Cassananandria will, during office hours and at a cost of 15p minute, hear all prayers pertaining to War, Disease and Mobile Phone tariffs.
Find out more at www.Cassananandriathegod.com.