Lean back and relax

After a nice cup of milk there is nothing better than having a wee relax to yourself before setting off again in search of buttons to push, cupboards to open and drawers to empty.

It is a busy life being a one year old as well as a frustrating one. You might be setting off on a mission to shove that bead up your nose that you saw earlier, or swallow that two pence piece that you hid under the half eaten roll when suddenly you're whisked off your feet and find yourself in a completely different location. Damn those grown ups and their health and safety regulations, why can't they just let a guy get on with his life adventure. It's not like you need them for anything.

So, who's going to change this nappy then?