I'm with stupid

He was sitting with his girlfriend playing his flute thru his nose; she was holding the sign "I'm with stupid". Both of them were congenial; he offered to show me some tattoos in exchange for 2 bucks because he needed to support his pregnant girlfriend.

On his chest, "Only God Zeus Can Judge me". He explained that you go from God to Jesus (Gee sus) to Jesus (Hey sus as pronounced in Spanish) to Zeus. Logical progression.