But When It Comes Down to Fooling you....

Ah knowsh Ah looksh all innocshent and schtuf.

But ish Act Ah hash perfected.

Thish year,to date ah hash murdered:

2 sshparrowsh

1 schtarling

8 micesh

7 volesch

4 unidentified mammals, (ah left their schtomach for mum)

1 wabbit

Yesh. Ah murdered a Wabbit!

An ah vomited on the hall carpet.

But wook how cute ah looksh when Ah wantsh to cuddle on the bedsh.