Hail! Hail! Rock 'n' Roll

Just hail, really.
Grotty old day, but I did get a present for Big Stan's birthday tomorrow, and continued my project for M's birthday on Saturday. All going according to plan so far...

When I went into the restaurant to confirm Saturday night's booking, I had to wait while the owner was on the phone. Turns out that he'd been talking to our answering machine the whole time. :^/

Now to make a Definitive List of all the things I've forgotten to do for Saturday. I reckon there may be 7 or 8 under-tens there as well. Hmmmm, anyone know where I could buy a cattle-prod?