Cheers!

Now, there was a time I would have staked my reputation on this - but some years, some people ... well, at times it seems the world becomes ever more censorious, cautious and intolerant.

Tell me, do people still enjoy a drink?

Ah, they do! Good, good. I'm delighted to hear it; for after all, what is life without good cheer and a glow in the cheeks?

Will you please join me in a small drink to keep out the cold? No, I insist. Come now, don't hide your trepidation behind a show of politeness - you have nothing to fear from my hip flask, battered and old though it may be.

There. Peaty, you say? Why yes - I believe it is Laphroaig. Your favourite, indeed? How remarkable. Well, I couldn't be happier that you like it.

Your very good health!



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