I only went out to get a packet of popcorn

But the siren calls of other people's old clothes drew me in and dashed me on the rocks of avarice (stick with me while I extend my metaphors to breaking point)...anyway, the upshot is I bought three dresses and I'm not greedy, it wasn't my fault - I couldn't help it. I'm going to wear them in the campervan and pretend I'm Unable Stubbs.