Infanticide

I take a very relaxed view of spiders. I lift the out of baths and move them to places of safety when hoovering. I also have first hand experience of an exploding spider's nest - pretty fascinating stuff, try it if you get the chance. This one, however, was in small daughter's bedroom and she wasn't going to go in there until 'the exploding bomb of horror' had been removed.

I couldn't risk moving it in case it exploded on touch and then I'd have to sell the house. So it was a vacuum cleaner job.

May the good Lord have mercy on my wretched, murderous soul.