Spiritus Santa-us

And lo...The Spirit of Santa appeared to the Three Wise Ducks and asked if they had been very good this year...

They asked if hiding in the garden, taking Corin's car out for joy-rides, drinking whiskey and staying up late watching rubbish telly counted as good.

Santa said "No...you have one week little ducks in order to redeem yourselves or else there will be no goodies for duckies on Christmas Day"

The ducks have a list of jobs to do to make sure that Santa brings them their presents now....watch this space.

NB - I have NOT been drinking. Its just been a ridiculously long day, filled with numptiness from external agencies. I will say no more about it.