Dennis Bergkamp

A fine day down at The Arsenal with my boy which included the new statue of the great man. What they would give to have his talent back as currently they have a man with delightful hair and limited ability. In short Arsenal's current striker options are akin to an ITV comedy drama.....

It was a great game that was added to by a rather strange fellow sat in front of us who for the whole of the first half, & I kid you not, too selfies. At half time he had fellow attendees take shots, carefully adjusting his hair / collar / jacket etc prior to each shot. He spent the second half going through his shots and then uploading them. It was Narcissistic behaviour at the extreme I have never ever seen. Needless to say on our row it caused much hilarity. The young man seemed Oblivious to anyone being far too caught up in himself.

The whole thing was just surreal and made quite an impression on me. I need to think about it and writing material has been suitably stored.

Now on a train that is crammed with folk, a constant sound of chatter working its way into a human symphony of sound.

Apologies for any spelling / grammar issues but lighting is poor & I'm knackered making exact sight a rather missing feature...

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