"If it weren't for your gumboots..."

...where would ya be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even pleurisy
If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots!"

Performed by Fred Dagg
And celebrated every year in Taihape
Fred would not approve of my girly boots.

Our Scots Blippers may recognise this song as it is a variation of Billy Connolly's parody of The Wark of the Weavers