Henry's hiding .

Have you got a Henry ?
Have you ? In red ?
I have , and today is a Henry day from top to bottom .He comes out alot when it is raining .

He has been a blessing in disguise . I have had all sorts of other little helpers from Mr Dysons , to Miss Electrolux. But nothing holds a candle to My Henry . He's a real champion sucker upper .
He hoovers and feeds off my carpet to perfection . No matter what is lying scattered on the floors .
He eats lego pieces from hidden corners , pencils , pens and rubbers and the odd bit of home work . Well if its lying on the floor it must be not wanted thats what I say .

It even eats underpants . Yes sucks them straight up .He seems to search them out from under the bed . Depending what mood I am in I may or may not retrieve them from his belly .

Would you believe that once the silly billy ate an Ice cube on his first day on the job. Well it was summer , and I had accidently chucked to many cubes at my G&T so as new Henry was out of his box and eager to strut his stuff for me , he gobbled up three, before SILENCE . He conked out .

OOOOERRRRRR Water and electrics don't work do they ? Luckilly when his inners had dried out he worked perfectly .

FHEW . ;-)