wait just one more shot

By Susanbmathew

The number 9

9 is the number of new beginnings. I don't remember the other numbers but this one I did.
Spring is a new beginning. Flowers will pop up and everything will have that new spring smell. except for the side yard
415 in the AM is a new beginning every day. My Mom always told me that. Every day is a new day
Actually I am the laziest person in America in the morning. (I am letting the other countries find their own)
I can usually get ready in about 7 to 10 minutes.
I have gone to work with mismatched shoes, as has my sister.
Sometimes the outfit I set out the night before can be a victim of a hit and run hairball incident. These are usually discovered after I get to work. It's like when you tuck the bottom of your dress into your pantyhose. no that has not happened to me.........well not too much No one tells you for a while and when you find out they say "oh I thought that was on purpose "
Sometimes those said pantyhose have a phantom run. Only visible after you sit at your desk. These are the ones usually pointed out by a patient. That is special.
I have rules for the ride in in the morning. As you may have guessed, I am big on the rules.
1- don't talk to me on the way to work. I am still asleep and may say something stupid.
2- if I say something stupid , shut up and don't tell me I don't care.
3- do not and I repeat DO not ask me what I am freakin making for dinner or a turd sandwich will be on the menu.
4- chatty? Don't do it. I can breathe fire .
5 - if you sneeze for than 15 times on a the way to work. Your life-My hands. Think about it.
Wait I don't drive.........I will fantasize about it.

Another new beginning? Just opened my second candy bar . YAY!

I am shortly off to bed.
Tomorrow we are expecting snow. So much for a new day!

'Till tomorrow.

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