The good the bad and the donut.

The donut is an amazing thing. My latest form of crack interest has included the potato donut. Notice the spelling. These are special. There are two different kinds of potato donut.
The denser one that is a bit heavy but not so heavy. (The Holy Donut)And
The light fluffy deep fried pieces of heaven donuts that are lovingly embraced dipped in glaze. (Frosty's)
I don't know if they have Dunkin donuts outside of New England let alone the US however there is no comparison. I spit on those donuts!
(That was said with a heavy French accent and accompanied by a foot stomp)
Everything here is now "Artisan" which means it's a $3.50 donut

I'm not knocking it because people this is worth it.
They are even better when they are made with sweet potato.
Donuts should not be eaten every day. Oh no they should be saved for a special event such as....a birthday anniversary, a party and of course blipping....
I had every intention of blipping my pedicure this afternoon. However I want to close my eyes and think of England (obscure movie reference) while it is happening.
I slept so late this morning. I read too late last night. It was worth it.
I went to the grocery store to buy Dad some Danish he is feeling so much better. When I went to pay the young girl asked me if I had the pennies.
I told her I don't carry pennies since the unfortunate penny incident in 2009. She have me that look you know the one where she is wondering is this lady a bit off?
Here is the story:
You see our pennies are copper. Well at least they are supposed to be copper. I had some in my pocket. I then went shooting and replaced the batteries in my camera. I Took the old ones out and put them in my front pocket.
I put everything In my front pockets. On any given day it is let's make a deal in there.
Later that night I went to the movies. I don't remember what I saw.
(Since the Mortal Instruments my life has changed when it comes to movies. )
I just know that there was a love scene. I was a bit self conscious and I crossed my legs. I was even more self conscious that I was really into this scene as a peculiar warm spread well you can imagine where. Then a bit of a smell as my jeans started to smolder. Damn I thought that guy was HOT. So were my jeans. Batteries and copper do not mix. I hightailed it to the restroom and threw the batteries and pennies away. I guess those were the ones that girl was looking for today.
Have I mentioned how much fun I am to take places?
Ingrid and I are pedi curing this afternoon. So off to soak.
I need to noodle the dog crap wars.
When I think about it. I get really pissed off. Like quiet pissed. If you ever witness that, watch out. I am a reasonably intelligent woman, I know I can do something......... He had better watch his little gherkin dogs.
The gauntlet has been thrown down. Until then,
SERENITY NOW!!!!!

Good afternoon and good morning sunshine.