A Mad Tea-Party

'Take some more tea,' the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
'I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended tone, 'so I can't take more.'
'You mean you can't take less,' said the Hatter: 'it's very easy to take more than nothing.'

'It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!'

From Alice in Wonderland, Chapter 7
by Lewis Carroll