We're having an awful lot of weather lately.

It's nice and sunny.
No, hang on It's raining

now it's raining hard
now it's stopped
now the sun's come out
now its raining again and sunny at the same time
now there's a rainbow
now there are two rainbows
Now the sun has gone in again
now the rainbows have faded
now its stopped raining
now the sun's come out
now it's raining again.

This was the weather whilst I stood outside for 5 minutes smoking a fag.