Send Three and Fourpence......

....we’re going to a dance.....

Reinforcements (that's a link to explain the slightly surreal title btw) are definitely required when 'The Hoover' takes to the kitchen radiator hammock(s).....OMG, look at the size of that prodigious rear end.....just LOOK at it.....maybe if I get him proper dancing lessons, because the self-help book obviously isn't cutting the mustard.......