Does my bum look big in this?

.....emergency wood pigeon blip, got the firstborn and the granddaughter coming to visit soon and there's some industrial scale cooking to be done. Might be a late blip tomorrow, the granddaughter and I are going shopping in the big city, she has birthday money that's burning a hole in her pocket, I'm riding shotgun.......

PM EDIT......I've just let the senior cat out.....I heard an ice-cream van......they MUST be joking........