Vending at the AOG

After published reports of vending vandals began circulating, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles volunteered to recon the vending area of Stone Farm Arena. As word got out a boisterous crowd gathered to view the action. A man identified only as a veteran of the United States Coast Guard commented, "Ever since I retired from the Coast Guard I've been wrestling alligators in the swamps of Louisiana and dreaming of attending an Alternative Winter Olympics. Now my dream has come true. But to witness the TMNTs has been the icing on the cake." He then broke down in tears. Shortly thereafter, to the amazement of the crowd, the Turtles began to sing "Revolution" (by the Beatles) barbershop quartet style