The G-man Revealed

There have been a few requests to see G, so here you go. Seriously - this is the man I've chosen to spend 49 years of my life with? Perhaps that's long enough. I'm open to offers. He's handy, cleans chimneys, cuts down trees, chops wood, can fix just about anything, builds all kinds of things, cooks, and loves to vacuum. I'm open to offers and will throw in air fare (one way). Delivery guaranteed in time for Valentine's Day. Be warned though - attempts to retrain him may be difficult if not impossible. He's a bit set in his ways.