Pinksters Puzzles .

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Pinkers Fish amougst the Longiformas

You shall have a fishy on a little dishy , you shall have a fishy when the booooat comes in .
My little FISH swimming among my Longoformas .

Today I had a shower , put on a little lilac number with Pink accessories and
meander along the road to the shops .

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .
I deserved a treat , not sure why yet , but I am sure I will think of something .

emmmmmmmmm OH YES , I had a traumatic day of worry yesterday over a pair of trainers .;-).
The shop being about 70 miles away so it was a long meander , but a joyous one . I coasted along the Loch sides, over a old bridge , over a new bridge , over a very big suspension bridge, through the mountain passes , avoiding the odd Deer or two , YES DEFINATLY avoiding the DEER . Last year one of Father Christmas delightful Reindeers , decided to cross the road by merging out of a wood , without even using the green cross code . HURUMPFT AND BENT MY BONNET .

As usual there were sheep everywhere , some shaun (emm the past tense of shaved ) some shaggy , all helping to create a wonderful scene Actually so wonderful we often have film crews up here . Parts of it could be Narnia but that was in New Zealand I think .
A trip to the shops for me with the sky being an assortment of Cumulus or Cirrus , it is indeed and uplifting experience . Whilst surveying the ever changing scene , AND concentrating on the road , ;-) I play My choice of music , or listen to Womans Hour even gather my thoughts or just make plans for my future , I eagerly look forward to buying my fresh longiformas , visiting M&S food hall to replenish my fridge , devouring a danish whilst lingering over a lattee and making the emmmm odd frivolous impulse purchase . YEEEEEES I make a lot of those , but sadly I don't have to sneak them in and hang them in the back of the wardrobe any more , with the well played out charade with a twinkle in my eye of ,

"NOOOOOOO it's not new darling , I have had it aaaaaaaaaaages . " teehee .

Seriously , I enjoy driving the empty roads alone and get great pleasure from handling my car, with the first traffic light being the right hand turn I make into the Highlands city shopping Malls car park 70 ish miles away .

My main job of the day was to get a new inner tube put into my sons new tyre . As the bike was brand spanking new last week and had only 15 miles and three hours on the chain . I was all set to sort of complain , blaming a faulty inner tube . (Well it was split at the edges so the puncture was not caused by a sharp object ), hoping it would be replaced ,and pumped up for FREE . I only took the wheel in and the gentleman who had served me remembered me . AHEM , How could he forget after the delicate operation he had lowering the Bike into my back seat without daring to touch the pink leather seat . ;-)
I was all rehearsed with my sob story script and ready to turn on the waterworks , but he didn't quibble and said he would change it .
He did say how ever that some serious WHEELIES ,Skidding and Braking had taken place in those 15 miles of use , as there were tell tale signs on the worn tyre and the puncture was a classic from that sort of treatment .

GULP ,and OOOOOERRRRRR ,

I gave my sweetest smile and went over board with the thanks , whilst accepting his kind offer of sorting it anyway , ("just this once " )

NOW ,

"Wait until I get my hands on M ' LADO " ;-) "

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