OTT in Barton Square

We visited the Trafford Centre on Friday for a Caravanning and Motorhome show as we acquire a motorhome in April. I am not a fan of the Trafford Centre - acres of marble, too many statues, and I haven't even mentioned the shops. I even cringe when I drive past on the motorway and can see the statues on the roof. OK so I have a problem but please look at this (non-working) fountain and tell me how many shades of naff there are there