What's That!!??!!

It's a bug.....I think it's a bug! Is it? Do you think it's a bug?? It's crawling on the ceiling!! How is it doing that? What kind of bug is it? Do you think it would taste good? It's not very big. But, it's a bug! And it's......wait a minute!!.......now it's flying! OMG this is too much!! Look at it! How can I get it? Will it come down or do I have to go up there? I can't fly. I want the bug......I want the bug.....I want the bug.....I want the bug. My neck hurts.