OMG I've done it again.

To passers by, this is a tale of how I made a fool of myself, AGAIN.

I decided to go out on my bike, inspite of impending rain on business that I I didn't want to pospone any longer. (I have an irrational fear of driving, in case you wondered).

I put on waterproof trousers, and two waterproof tops, over a pile jacket.

As I went out of the already open front door, I couldn't find my keys, so I took the spare bunch.

After 25 minutes of pedalling, I reached my destination at Nettuno, found the office and stood in the Q only to discover, after 5 minutes that I was in the wrong Q,

Having finished the business I had come for I went to retrieve my bike, duly chained
up to a railing, only to realise that I hasd the WRONG BUNCH of KEYS which didn't have a key to the chain padlock!!!!!!!

I found a bus stop with a service thast would take me home but the ticket seller was out of bus tickets, so I decided to go by train. After a 15 minute walk and 5 minute wait, the train left and I actually made it home without more ado.

As I removed all the waterproof gear and got down to fleece jacket, I discovered that the right keys had been in my pocket all the time.

Now I have the suffer the sneers of you know who will have to take me back to nettuno to pick up my bike.