Hysterically Significant Find....

......slow day for news in Scobes World today. A brisk blander up Castle Terrace, down The Mound and then back along Princes Street was interrupted by the discovery of the The Crawley Tunnel. It's location "didn't come as a surprise", said a spokesperson (do we believe them?) and has parallels with the current tram works because the tunnel (Edinburgh's main water supply) was moved in the 1800s due to the construction of the Royal Academy.

Mrs Scobes returned from Drumbeg today without number 1 son, he's having an extended holiday with the LLCoolJims, and so my life as a single man comes to an end.

This time last year, the curly locked LLCoolJim had nae hair.