The Early Cat Catches The Golf Clubs....

.....up early this morning because Sparky was jumping on my chest and head at 6am. After a sleepy breakfast, I took the opportunity to take Sparks for a walk on his lead, without the embarrassment of the neighbours looking at me like I've gone soft in the head.

The communal bin store is always I bit untidy with fast food wrappers on a Sunday morning, so I stopped to do my civic duty and was staggered to find a full set of of Prosimmon golf clubs......amazing find. I've taken them home and left a note in the store with my contact details; just in case husband gets home and finds that angry wife has chucked his beloved clubs out in a fit of pique.

I'm not sure what you do in this situation, should I take them to the Police station?

BTW....have you seen the new Health and Safety advert for gas installation? Simply crass.