They Say That All Is Fair In Love and War

When I was younger, much, much younger than my thirty eight years, probably over 30 years ago, i was out for a drink with a boyfriend.

We were socializing with another couple.

After muchos alcohol, the other chap said "we should swap girlfriends for the night".

And the lad I was with said "Ah, but you would be getting a much better deal than I would be getting".

When his mate replied "Aye you're right there".

That ended a perfectly amicable night.

She hit him, they left.

And Although I felt dreadful for her, I didn't half feel like I had been complimented.

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